Throwback Thursday: "Yo Momma" Jokes

• kid 1:

  yo momma so fat, she went outside in a red dress and everyone yelled, "HEY KOOL-AID!"

• kid 2:

  oh yeah? yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

• kid 1:

  yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

• kid 2:

  yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry!

• kid 1:

  man, yo momma so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke!

• kid 2:

  yo momma soooooo po, she couldn't even afford the last two letters!